顺为 发表于 2013-5-31 10:42:43

找骂

&nbsp;&nbsp;找骂<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “青萍,怎么了,又和老公吵架了?”职员何燕看同事赵青萍气色不对说道。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 赵青萍把皮包往座位上一扔,叹了口气,说:“不想提他,混蛋。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “我知道一个网店,专门挨骂的,骂十分钟才一块钱,青萍,你要不要去试试,出出气?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “谁这么无聊,还没骂找骂?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “你还别说,这挨骂的生意好得不行呢,网上很多这样的店。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “看样子你试过?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “呵呵,我不也是想出口恶气嘛,效果不错哦。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 青萍想了想家里的混蛋,越发不是滋味,说:“那我也试试。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “好的。不过那个得用QQ骂,你没有QQ,用我的吧。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 何燕把QQ打开,联系上了店主,然后让青萍坐在自己的椅子上。好戏开始了。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “顾客你好!”店主写道。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “你好,店主。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “今天想骂谁?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “我老公。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “那我就扮演一下你老公,这不算占你便宜吧。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “不算。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “呵呵,那想要哪种方式?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 青萍停了下来,看着何燕。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “哦,忘了和你说了,方式有三种,最简单的是骂不还口;还有是对骂,店主扮演弱势的一方;最后一种就是语音骂。价格依次是每十分钟一块、两块、五块。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “那就一块的吧。”青萍写道。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “好的,开始吧。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 青萍开始了猛烈地进攻。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “说我做的早饭不好吃,我都做了几年的早饭了,以前你怎么不说不好吃,现在改口说不好吃了,你是想着刚开张的那家小吃店的年轻漂亮的老板娘吧?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “整天说开会,谁知道你在外面干着什么勾当!”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “孩子都快上小学了,你也不管管,天天抽烟喝酒打麻将,就没见你干过正事!”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “……”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 何燕看着电脑屏幕,一脸满意的笑容,她也从青萍的文字里获得了快感。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “怎么样,够舒坦吧?”何燕双手落在青萍的肩膀上说道。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “呵呵,接着骂,还没凑齐十分钟呢!”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 很快,十分钟过去了。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “时间到了,还骂吗?”店主友情提醒。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “不了,骂够了。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;“好的,今天我也很不开心。要不我也骂你十分钟,就不收你钱了。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 看到这样的话,青萍笑了,“这店主自己也要发泄呀?可惜我又不是找骂的人,这事我不干,要不你来,燕子!”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “别啊,我还没看男的骂过人呢,就陪他玩玩,反正无所谓。你过来,我陪他玩。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 何燕坐了下来,写道:“好的,你可以开始了。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “好的,那我开始了。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “嗯。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 店主开始了。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “背地里骂人,确实不是一件光彩的事。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “不被那个人知道还好,被那个人知道了,你就等着吧。”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; “赵青萍,你要骂就当着我的面骂,不要找别人代替我,有意思吗?”<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; ……<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 原来,夫妻俩都在找骂。<br><a href="http://www.hynews.net/xytd/xb/zhiliaoshiyouzuihaodeyiyuan/201304/8816.html" target="_blank" title="上海尖锐湿疣医院">上海尖锐湿疣医院</a>,<a href="http://www.hljnews.cn/ylbk/pifuke/jrshy/jrshyzhl/16200.html" target="_blank" title="北京性病医院">北京性病医院</a>,<a href="http://www.xtrb.cn/qiuyi/7/beijingdianxianbingyiyuan/" target="_blank" title="北京癫痫病医院">北京癫痫病医院</a>,
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